If my kids fail a math test I’m gonna be like:
"I’m disappointed… Now go to your room and make some art about it!"
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life
Being in a relationship ends in one of two ways; breaking up or death. When you think about it like that, love really is doomed from the beginning yet we continue to nearly kill ourselves anyway just to taste it.
Hearing somebody tell you that they love you is one thing; knowing their palms start to sweat when you smile at them is another.